And Now A Word From Our Sponsor...

Oh. Wait a minute. 'We' don't have any sponsors. And 'WE' are really just 'me,' therefore, that entire title is a complete LIE! Oh, well. Life goes on.

Welcome to my Tuesday. If you are looking for the awesome Use Your Stash blog hop, I am keeping comments open until the end of today so scroll down and check it out!

And now for that word from 'our', really indicating 'my' not-actually-a-sponsor Sponsor, THE HUBBUMS.

He put this little rhyme together for your blog reading pleasure.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
which does not mean ass, by the way
With a big can of raid and a bug bomb grenade
She keeps the eight-legged bastards away.

-a Hubbums Original

Yes, this is what happens when you combine The Hubbums, a very short period of down time, and a nursery rhyme. Hmm. Something to ponder.

Go ahead...make up your own fun version of a nursery rhyme and leave it in the comments. You know you want to!

The image above is actually a free quilt pattern that you can find here. I think it would make a super cute vinyl wall decor piece as well!!!


Sandra said...

I like your version of the nursery rhyme.
I just wanted to let you know that I did follow your tutorial last night and I completed the cards in . . .1 hour! Haven't counted clean up time yet - LOL. I will post a picture on my blog tonight (after work). Thanks

aworld said...

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Listening to old Jimmy Buffet
With a big mug of beer
and her parrot near!

RockMyFriday!com said...

I think your version can't be topped:)

Veronica said...

Jack & Jill went up the hill
cause Jack does what he is told.
Jack falls down to the ground and
Jill yells "You're TOO OLD!"

That's all I could come up with on short notice!!

Carla Rae said...

Lil Miss Carla
Sat in her Parlor
Eating some turkey on rye
she pulled the sammy apart
and thought it was art
and said, OH I could totally scrapbook this!!!!

Okay so the end is lacking a bit but...